indigent
inchoate
pusillanimous
latent
bucolic
Friday, November 13, 2020
Monday, November 09, 2020
Wednesday, November 04, 2020
goodbye... leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy...
leggy leggy leggy leggy
leggy leggy leggy leggy
Monday, November 02, 2020
Loving Vincent -d'une maniere impure
c'est trop joli hein?
ce n'est pas le meilleur film du monde
mais peut-etre est la plus beau!
les accents anglais m'ont distrait
car la plupart du film se deroule en france
mais heureusement tout le monde n'est pas obsede linguistiquement comme moi
mais il est de bon qualite, et visuellement de toute beaute
ce n'est pas obligatoire etre un super admirateur de vvg
pour le kiffer e apprecier comment ils ont cree un monde qui ressemble a son art
regardez les couleurs les enfants, les couleurs!
Friday, October 30, 2020
bahumbugoween
the modern capitalistic corporate fuckery that is known as halloween
is being force fed to us again
like the unthinking oie drones we are
like a nasty weeping rash on your fistula
and of course
its a load of avaricious wank
like all things peddled to us consumers by our crassest of gringo overlords
it is utterly context free and meaningless
just like their fellow annual corporate 'events'
easter/xmas/valentines/mother and fathers days/etc
it forever encroaches further into our calendars
youve only just silenced little cazzolino and philobertas latest nagfest
from the last socially obligatory spending orgy
and the next scheduled retail 'celebration'
is being rammed down your gola with all the subtlety
of a whooping heavily armed posse of smack addled poachers
chopping up the last northern white rhino
for the benefit of a few chinese billionaires with erectile dysfunction
whats more
like most of the above mentioned venal extravaganzas
halloween has ancient 'pagan' roots
that were then hijacked and repainted to suit the new christian overlords
most likely it was hijacked from the celtic cultures of the 'british' isles
where it was known as samhain/clan gaeaf
amongst others
where it celebrated the age old agriculturally significant period
of the end of the harvest season
and the beginning of winter
with all the scary darkness, possible famine and wolves and fungus the bogeymen that it signified
the delusional invisible-best-mate christofools later stole this practical and significant event
and shat out all hallows/saints/santi
as yet another reminder that they control us through fear
from cradle to grave
which then begat the odious, capitalistic bankster slice of cuntery
with which we are annually commercially waterboarded
as they too manipulate us
and exert control from cradle to grave
whos up for the traditional thanksgiving party in chad in 2027?
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Saturday, October 24, 2020
coulda woulda shoulda no.2 - Ercolano
sarei dovuto andare a ercolano
sono stato due volte a napoli
e non ho fatto tante cose turistiche
sapevo che pompei fosse troppo grande
e che non avrebbe voluto la pena provare a vederlo
ma come secchione della storia
sapeva anche dell'esistenza dell'ercolano
sapevo che fosse molto piu compatto
di piu avevo passata una fine settimana dai parenti di una amica
e il papa ci lavorava, in una posizione di alto rango!
ma non mi e nemmeno venuto in mente!
e vero che ero assai distratto
e sotto i soliti stress e complicazioni di viaggiare col salute di merda
ma
tutta quella bellezza storica
cosi vicina...
Thursday, October 22, 2020
el es plata bob
plata bob no sigue los influencers
plata bob tiene su propio estilo
y su estilo es toda plata bebe!
plata bob no desperdicia mucho dinero en ropa de moda
plata bob tiene sus bragas chidas
a plata bob no le importa hacer el loco con disenos retrogrados y ridiculos de lo pelo facial
plata bob tiene sus bigotes old skool y digno de una estrella porno de los anos setenta
a plata bob no le importan una mierda de esas puterias
se como plata bob
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Friday, October 16, 2020
cori cancha?
the sumptuous temple of coricancha
didnt have anything to do with running
or the second person interrogative regarding such
it was originally called the intikancha
named after inti
the sun god (baby)
who probably could run damn fast
it stood in the inca capital of cuzco
and was the the most important building in the entire puta inca empire
aaaand
it was built with lashings of gold
gold plated walls
golden statuettes
even planted gold grains
aint no bling like an incan thing!
but
shock upon sorpresa
the spanish wanker brigade showed up and destroyed it
coz...kulcha
and built the santo domingo convent on top of it.
because as we know
utter destruction isnt enuff
tambien hay que construir encima algo dedicado a tu amigo imaginario
to shovel the (in) salt
directemente dentro la herida abierta
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Monday, October 12, 2020
Thursday, October 08, 2020
Tuesday, October 06, 2020
happy happy with nicky wicky
well that was an experience...
its a quality film
with nicky wicky cagey wagey when he was way cool
and was in edgy, interesting films
as opposed to now
when hes in a torrent of putrid, sticky shite
elizabeth shue was outrageously sexy
it looked beautiful
and it had some clever dark snickers
i saw it with my mate at the moofies
at my old fave cinema in toon
we were both rather down in the dumps
(underfuckingstatement alert)
coz wed both been dumped in the recent past
we had heard that it was a bit grim
but being the heedless yoof we were
we thought seeing it would be hilarious in a black humour kind of way
we were fucking well wrong!
Monday, October 05, 2020
Saturday, October 03, 2020
Thursday, October 01, 2020
frank black spent six months in puerto rico on exchange
but failed to learn spanish
elvis costello went to a madrassa in islamabad
but was a zoroastrian
ray davies ran a canoeing business in botswana
but couldnt swim
buddy holly was a professional spectacled bear wrestler in ecuador
but was allergic to ursine fur
jerry harrison sold handmade jewellery on corfu
but thought kalemera was a type of olive
kim gordon crossed the south atlantic in a balloon
but was afraid of heights
tom waits spent a financial quarter as a hermit on top of a pole in sudan
but kept yelling at stray dogs
karen o crossed the gobi desert barefoot
without once meeting a person called khan
jarvis cocker went looking for el dorado in the amazon
but only found el bronceado
peter buck descended to the bottom of the mariana trench in a bathyscaphe
but demanded it turn back half way because he forgot his water wings
mick ronson climbed the north face of mount everest
but still insisted that lhasa was a beverage
steve mack would rather sail the ocean
than make a big decision
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
acabo de pasar para ver en que condicion estaba mi condicion
en una visita a baja california
despues de unas paradas en rosarito y ensenada
llegamos a coyote cals
en erindera
en hostal hecho por gringos para gringos
(o es el opuesto?)
pero era todo nuevo
apenas abierto
asi estuvimos solos con el jefe
el dia que llegamos
este gringo jefe recibio una entrega de un ladrillo de maria
y se le nos ofrecio a participar
con su gigante bong
asi fumamos
y tomamos cervezas
y jugamos a pool
con un empleado local que no hablaba para nada el ingles
y no habliamos ni una palabra de espanol
incluso sin decir nada, hemos cambiado las reglas entre partidos
desde aquellas gringas hasta las australianas
quien sabe que penso el pobrecito!
despues de mas cervezas
y mas pegas del bongazo
nos sentamos para ver una peli cheverisima
y psicodelica
el grande lebowski
(que es ahora un de mis pelis preferidas)
con una pantalla enorme y sonido surround
al empiezo estuvo genial
pero para mi pobre cerebro drogado
era demasiado
muuuuuuuuucho demasiado
mano...
pues
despues de un ratito
quizas 10 minutos
o quizas una hora
(el tiempo se movia de manieras misteriosas)
en tratando de disfrutar
o almenos aguantar la peli
tuve que regresar a mi cama
y subir la escalera era muuuy complicada!
donde me quede por horas
con mi mente
zumbando a mil millas por segundo
demasiado jodido para mudarme
no mames...
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Friday, September 25, 2020
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
tutte le persone, cosi tante persone...
poi
finalmente sono uscito di casa
dopo sei mesi di incarcerazione
sono andato fino al parco
(in fondo della mia strada)
non era una giornata splendida
c'erano abbastanza nuvole
e un vento vivace
cosi ci sono stato per non molto piu di mezz'ora
e non ho letto molto del mio libro
che si tratta della vita nella citta dei djinns
e la mascarina mi rompeva le palle
facendo innebbiare i lenti del sole
pero ci sono arrivato
e ho visto la gente che facevano il footing
girare... e girare...
Friday, September 18, 2020
ahh, jesteś po prostu słony
lub, jak śpiewali sneaker pimps;
Weź mnie w dół,
sześć pod ziemią, ziemia pod twoimi stopami...
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Monday, September 14, 2020
que brujaja...
de jovencito
despues del dia escolastico fatigoso
regresando a casa
yo miraba siempre la tv
miraba muchas tonterias
pero ya me enamore de dos chicas
dos rubias guapas, gringas y magicas
genie y samantha
que ya eran abuelas viejitas en la vida real
pero
ya se notaba un modelo particular en mis gustos
Saturday, September 12, 2020
Friday, September 11, 2020
solo (o quasi), tra le 'galline'
anche prima dell'estate di 2003 mi sono innamorato della isola gallinara
gia qualche volto l'avevo visto dal treno sulla costa azzurra ponente
una bella isoletta appena di 'la' dalla costa
a 1.5 km cosi vicino ma staccato
ma quando abbiamo fatto camping ad albenga
subito davanti
se lo poteva vedere dalla tenda!
ho deciso che un giorno lo comprarei
avevo proggettato tutto
ormeggerei mi barca a vela nella piccola marina
accanto al motoscafo
ovviamente
poi abiterei nel castellino
con il mio harem
(che anche fuzionarebbe come staff)
ci mettrei una piscina
(non troppo grande, non esageriamo)
avrei fatto scavare un tunnel segreto tra l'isola e un punto segreto sulla costa
forse avrei dovuto comprare una casa vicino al mare anche da quella parte
come uscita segreta
e poi in fino avrei installato un trenini per fare piu facile il percorso
cosi quando mi annoiavo delle fighe sulla isola
sarei potuto andare a passare i bei pomeriggi sul lungomare del paesino
a giocare le carte, le bocce, mangiare un bel gelato e sparare cazzate con i vecchi
Tuesday, September 08, 2020
spot the twat #3 - bolsonaro; un filho da mãe monte de merda
Outrageous Quotes That Prove Jair Bolsonaro is a Threat to Brazil's Democracy
Bolsonaro, Brazil’s president since 2019, has a long history of embracing torture and making violent comments against vulnerable groups.
Flirting with Brazil’s Dictatorship (1964 – 1985)
1. In a 1999 televised interview, he said: “I am in favor of torture, you know that, and the people are in favor too. Through the vote, you will not change anything in this country. Anything! Absolutely nothing! Things will change, unfortunately, the day we start a civil war in here. And doing the work that the military regime did not do, killing about 30,000! Some innocent will die, it’s OK.”
2. In 2016, he dedicated his vote in favor of impeaching democratically-elected President Dilma Rousseff to Colonel Carlos Brilhante, who ran the detention center where Dilma was tortured in her youth. “In memory of Carlos Alberto Brilhante Ustra, the terror of Dilma Rousseff,” he said prior to casting his vote.
Promoting Homophobia
3.In a 2011 interview with Playboy, he said: “I would be incapable of loving a homosexual child. I’d rather have a son of mine die in an accident than appear with a mustache next to him.”
4.He also endorsed physical punishment to “cure” homosexuality in 2010, during a TV debate on a law to punish physical punishment against children.
“Yeah, I think there’s the spanking for that. Just as you change a boy’s aggressive behavior, you need a spanking, a whipping to be able to change the somewhat delicate behavior for a man.”
This is particularly dangerous in a country where one member of the LGBTI community is murdered every two days due to rampant homophobia.
Misogyny: Joking About Rape and Endorsing Workplace Discrimination
5.“I wouldn’t rape you because you do not deserve it,” Bolsonaro told Workers’ Party legislator Maria do Rosario in December 2014. In an attempt to explain the phrase, he said: “She does not deserve to be raped because she is very bad, because she is very ugly.”
6. In 2015, Bolsanoro argued “women should earn less because they get pregnant. When she returns [from maternity leave], she will have another month’s vacation, meaning she worked five months that year. ”
Against Brazil’s Poor, Black and Indigenous People
7. In 2003, during a radio interview, he said: “It’s not that a person who can read and write is free of marginality. We have to adopt urgently, yes, against all and against everyone, especially human rights defenders, a strict birth control policy. Enough of giving the means for more and more couples to bring people who don’t have the minimum condition to be a citizen in the future.”
8.In a public event in 2017, flanked by a Brazilian and an Israeli flag, Bolsonaro said: “I went to a Quilombo (territory inhabited by Afro-Brazilian descendants of escaped slaves). The lightest Afro-descendant weighed seven arrobas (around 225 pounds). They do nothing. I think they don’t even serve to procreate. Over US$245 million is spent on them every year. … There will be not one centimeter for an Indigenous reserve or for a Quilombola.”
from humanwrongswatch
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Saturday, September 05, 2020
To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one...
a pawwwwwn shop
v's
a pooooooorrrrrrrrn shop
c'era una volta
in the before times
on a jaunt to the west coast of eeuueeuueeuu
we were based in lovely mission beach
just north of san diego
at the place a charming young lady called aige
who was the friend of an ex of a friend of a parrots former owner
it was enormous fun
she was a uni student at usd! usd!
and her place was only 50 metres from the bleach
aige was a wonderful host
smart, sexy and very cool
causing much besmittenment from all parts
she took us all over san diego
and showed us a fab old time with her uni mates
we went to a sublime mexican restaurant in la joya
where we ate gorgeous food for free
coz it belonged to her friends family
we went to usd! usd! where we used the internet GASP!, played tennis and even sat in on a sociology lecture
but mostly goggled at how we seemed on the set of a million shit 80's hollywood college films
we went on the russian mountain on the pier
we went to the top gun restaurant
we went to a britpop nightclub for my birthday
we went to the local pub where you couldnt smoke inside GASP!
we even went to a couple of uni parties
which were full of beautiful, young and highly dense types
one evening back at her pad
over yet more weak as piss beer
we were talking about how we needed to buy a travel clock
for our upcoming adventure south of the border
so i asked aige if she knew of any pawn shops
after falling down laughing
she sought to explain the difference between a pawn shop and a porn shop
we said
of course we know the difference
a pawn shop sells second hand goods people let go of for money
a porn shops sells saucy movies, lube, enormous black dildos called thundering roger etc
she could but weep whilst rolling on the floor giggling like a mad woman
it seemed our way of pronouncing these two words was the funniest thing that had ever happened in mission beach
silly tourists cant talk proper!
so like a good teacher
she sat us down and gave us elocution lessons
on the correct way of pronouncing these words
making us pronounce them over and over
at which point we fell to the floor laughing
crazy gringa cant talk proper!
the following day
determined to ram home her point she insisted on taking us on a day trip
to sample the varying delights of the local pawn shop
followed by the dizzying array of filth at the local porn shop
it was astonishing that we made we were not all wiped out in a car crash
considering the combined amount of floor (or is it flaw?) time spent in alfonse that morning...
Friday, September 04, 2020
As we enter the eleventh month...
I find covids attention seeking pandemic based twattery even more annoying than months one to ten...
Wednesday, September 02, 2020
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