nobody's getting married, were talking about mary II

yeah its been a while... quite a fucking while
it seems the internet and society in general hasnt fallen apart without these missives of runny horseshit
or has it, you trump loving, brexit voting, imaginary sky-man crusading nob cheeses?
will limebeaver inc save the world from its own mind boggling stupidity 2018?
not fucking likely

whats the story?

cabeza de verga...

que equivocado, esa mierda habladora
hay una tercera posibilidad- patria socialista Y muerte...
es lo que hay ahora
y nop, perderan
pero solo despues de que se aseguran que todo el pais pierda con ellos

que fucking verguenza

les combien de quoi?

ecoutez, j'adore les livres de dumas, peut-etre il est mon ecrivain francais favori...
et le livre (et aussie la serie) les trois mousquetaires et vraiment genial..
mais il y a un gros probleme
regardez l'image... on voit tres hommes? on voit des mousquets?
pas du tout!
il devrait etre intutile les quatre epeistes! (putain)

stupid white (and brown) men

the womens healthcare summit in trumplandia



the 'girls council' in saudi arabia


notice anything odd?
anything missing?
fucking cunts

las elecciones ecuadorianas

quien va a ganar? un pedazo de cuerda o un viejo russo muerto desde hace mas de 90 anos?


ES






CONTRA







y el ganador es...
el russo muerto!!!
woooooooooo!

whats great about humidity?

1. absolutely nothing
2. fuck off
3. repeat

making stupid noises...

death to 2016 and ironguts

they have both shat their way out of this world...

i know which one i will miss...

povvo waiting room

for when Tarquin gets a boo boo falling off his horse Rogerio Thunderbuckets during a game of polo...

further brit silliness involving comestibles and great heights

the most british of extreme sportzzzzzz!

taking idioms literally

Elle s'appelle Edmée !

alors, j'ai vu l'enieme film avec le grande louis de funes, Hibernatus.
et pour l'enieme fois il fait une danse/un chant amusant
regardons...

ive got a...

outstanding achievement in the field of arse clownery award

Well i fucking never... thought i would encounter a greater pair of utter clowns in politics

than these two twats

but then the year 2016 in all its infinite wisdom shat out an odiously superior combination...

wasn't there something about an outbreak of psychopathic clowns terrorising innocent civilians of late?

when ed popped and serenaded

once upon a time
we were living in canterwell
not far from the rotunda
not far from chaucey's pad
rollocking chat him
(if a little crusty)
when one day punk legend and medium pizza hater
Ed showed up with his chitarra
we were just sitting on the porchcouch having a beer
and...
i mean
i was a fan
but to have him show up announced
(not to mention uninvited)
how did he find us?
bit stalky if you ask me...
it was an overcast day
he had his leather jacket buttoned up
and was being his usual imperious moody git self
striking poses and working the 2 person crowd
there on the porch
keeping it acoustic
because there was elderly couple in the next unit
and some privileged nob heads next door
he didnt miss a beat
when the audi driver flew down the driveway to unit 4
it truly was touching
his dedication to us
twas almost a serenadage
he looked into our eyes
from under his floppy fringe
and strummed away
and told us about the way he made us feel
and ooh myyy
he made us feel like we were the only people on the porch...

Let's Go Round There

Shiva Nataraja’s Dance Of Destruction At CERN’s Large Hadron Collider

that dodgy indian science dude in nice was clearly full of shit, the ancient indus valley civilization didnt know nuffink about particles...but tis interesting nonetheless.

destruction/creation and.... going round there...

So Long, not so merry Leonard

well the great geezer leonard has checked out
joining the legendary bowie
and the super talented but bit of a twatty princey
and the 24th bootle george martin
along with any sense of humanity or dignity in gringish politics
in addition to the mass stupidity of twatxit

but hey, why not? a cover by the great man from belinlandia

ya ya!

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you cunting idiots...

and he's flash...

he's ace...

just fuck off bonox

1. Bono(x) awarded 'Woman of the Year'

2. 
   

   
   

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   Antoine Hosri @hos_ri

   Well done #Bono, finally breaking through the last glass ceiling faced by nameless, white, super-rich males @glamourmag#womanoftheyear

3. HIGHLIGHTS
4. awful, smug, mediocre prick manages to outtwat himself gloriously.
5.  peak bonox not achieved with album/virus on apple products.
6.  award given by the prestigious 'Look at these cunts (you losers)' magazine

world hopes for tiny meteor strike at precisely wherever the fucking turd is

the pretentious squawker wasn't content with Shit of the Decade, Bell End of the Century or Most Hated Arseclown since the Neolithic awards

1. 

men when were when and answering machines were excitement

de la soul aint dead
not even yet
which is mighty impressive
but back at the crack of the 90's
before the internerd
before the the great the continents sank
you could still go outside...
this song just worked
even for the palest cracker in the paquet
any fool could spend hours trying to put it on their answerving machine
perhaps with a shit copy off the radio
held up in front of the crap micro of the maquina
it might have sounded tinny, distant and shite
but shiiiiit it was the dogs swingers

or so i might have heard

a blindness cup

today was melbourne cup day
it was a public holiday in the state of victorylandia
it is widely celebrated around the country
'the race that stops a nation'
vaffanculo

its tortured hoseshit






its full of redneck boys renting suits and being twats
its full of redneck girls wearing fucking ball gowns and stupid hats
the swill come in from the burbs
they play at being 'classy'
get stupidly drunk
and make fucking idiots of themselves
fucking in the carpark
vomiting on eachother
hitting eachother to show how 'tough' they are

all whilst horses are beaten
at least the ones that make it this far without being killed
to get this far theyve been drugged to hell
best hope they dont get injured
thatd be a bullet
one will win
and some rich carnt will take the money
you cant win any more?
thatd be a bullet



fuck the cup.

Schnaa Wars, Episode Phwoar, A New Hope (Sandoval and the Warm Inventions album)

suspiro profundisimo...

racism in fitba? naaaaaaah mate!

Fifa disbands its anti-racism taskforce declaring that the job is done

well thats good then.

football has massive problems with racist twats

in eastern europe there are racist turds screaming abuse at black players on a regular basis

but thats all fixed now

because fifa has decided that everything is peachy

despite doing absolutely fuck all

they put up signs saying 'kick out racism'

then do zero about it

when a teams fans shout racist shit at players

fifa fines then 20 centavos

when it happens for the 120th consecutive week

fifa really puts their foot down

its 35 centavos!

buts everything is lovely

because the anti racism taskforce says that its all sorted

theres no need for them any more

poof! 

theyve gone!

theres no more racism in football

yay!

theyve probably also wiped out racism from the face of the earth too

cured aids no doubt

invented a perpetual motion machine and sorted nuclear fusion

theyve just been too modest to point it out.

wankers

KKKramer

what a carnt...

ahh igirisu.... what the fook are you like?

series 7 is looking pretty racy...

but where are the dragons?

blog existential status update

Scarafaggio

oggi parliamo del grande pittore italiano Scarafaggio

Lui e' riconosciuto come il piu grande pittore di sua epoca 

(La fine del 16 ° secolo, dei primi 17 ° secolo)

Ha vissuto una vita tempestuosa, con tanto alcool, prostitute, violenza e anche omocidio

E sopratutto famoso per la  realistica osservazione dello stato umano, sia fisico che emotivo, con un uso drammatico della luce, e' ha avuto una influenza formativa sulla pittura barocca.

una rara immagine del pittore a lavoro

un esempio di chiaroscuro, Madonna dei pellegrini c.1604

sappiamo bene che lui amava bere

un suo capalavoro 'San Gerolamo in meditazione' c.1607

'Davide con la testa di Goliath' c1605

avvolte gli piaceva solamente girovagare ubriaco

il suo lavoro ha ispirato tanti imitatori

ed alcuni contrafattori non molto convincenti

im a dolt now

it was the summer of 1988-1989

bongeovi sucked arse

little alfonse got his first tooth

homer had just got his dream job

oh wait...

boys who like girls who liked trousers

short round became tall slim

a haircut was paid for

interest rates fluctuate

new chums brought about expanded horizons

trub was looming like a large looming trub cloud

a strand brought a cassingle to skool

the rest was blistery...

singing above the karmic jungle

not that many lifetimes ago
in the steamy jungle of central america
i melded my ancient worlds and beliefs...